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QUANTUMPURRLABS·ACT III
— Act I —

Most business software is dead on arrival.

— Act II —

QuantumPurrLabs
builds the kind that isn't.

A solo studio. I take your product end to end — scope, build, test, ship. Testing discipline is why what I deliver still works the third time you sit on it.

Act II · Scene 1

Software is a performance.
Most of it is amateur theatre.

The product nobody photographs is the product the operator uses for eight hours a day. The dashboard. The ops console. The weird CRM. The thing built by a vendor who quoted three weeks and delivered eight months. By the time it ships, the operator already hates it; by the time it's paid for, the operator has built a spreadsheet workaround.

I make those things. I treat them as the lead role, not the supporting cast. Physicist, engineer, ex-Intel, ex-PhononIA Ltd co-founder — taking a small enough number of clients per year that each one gets me end to end.

The trade is simple. You get a studio that holds your business in its head and takes your product end to end — scope, build, test, ship. Specialists come in when the project demands it; the accountability never leaves my desk. After ship: clean code, a runbook, goodbye.

No juniors. No SDRs. No retainers that calcify into a worse deal than what you came in for.

— The Programme —

I. ★ End-to-end product ownership You bring the idea and the budget; I scope, design, build the core, test it like it has to last five years, and ship. Specialists come in where the work demands it. Same playbook from PhononIA Ltd as co-founder.
II. AI agent systems Multi-agent systems that research, decide, and deliver — from one specialist agent to a 14-agent platform with Darwinian evolution. Eval-driven, not chatbot demos.
III. ML & signal-processing systems Classical ML, anomaly detection, predictive maintenance, sensor and acoustic pipelines. The work I co-built at PhononIA — Industry 4.0 acoustic AI for industrial reliability.
IV. Internal tools & ops consoles Dashboards, approval flows, custom CRMs, B2B portals. The eight-hours-a-day software, made a pleasure to use.
Through-line: test discipline Every Programme item ships under the same testing rigor. Things break the third time you sit on them because nobody tested them like they had to last. I do.

Every project ships in עברית or English · test-driven · 15+ yrs · Intel · PhononIA Ltd co-founder

— Featuring —

A studio of one.

Yossi Cohen. B.Sc. Physics + B.Sc. Electrical Engineering, Ariel University. A decade-plus engineering at Intel; then co-founded PhononIA Ltd — Industry 4.0 acoustic AI — and took it from zero to a working business.

I understand the technology and the business. I take projects end to end — scope, build, test, ship — and stay the single line of accountability. You're not managing a vendor org chart, you're working with the person who builds the thing. עברית & English.

The name is a physics joke. The cat is alive and dead until you observe it. The promise is the live one.

WRITTEN, DIRECTED & SHIPPED BY Yossi Cohen

Have a project that deserves
bringing the cat out of the box?

First reply within 24 hours. I'll either say yes — or tell you who else might. No discovery decks, no SDRs, no quick-call-to-learn-more.

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